Caller: "Look, we in New York. I'm trying to remember how to get to your house."
Me: "What time is it?"
Caller: "5:30 am"
Me: (silence)
Caller: "HELLO. Liz, you awake?"
Me: (hangs up)
15 minutes later phone rings.
Me: "What Millie?"
Aunt Millie: "Liz, come open the door. We're downstairs."
Me: "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!"
Aunt Millie: "Your momma wanted to surprise you for your birthday."
Me: "Ya'll drove up here from SC to SURPRISE me at 5:30am on a Friday morning? Who does that?"
Aunt Millie: "Happy Birthday."
This is how my morning kicked off. Baby Jesus be a bottle of 5 hour energy on today.
How's your day so far?
Me: "What time is it?"
Caller: "5:30 am"
Me: (silence)
Caller: "HELLO. Liz, you awake?"
Me: (hangs up)
15 minutes later phone rings.
Me: "What Millie?"
Aunt Millie: "Liz, come open the door. We're downstairs."
Me: "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!"
Aunt Millie: "Your momma wanted to surprise you for your birthday."
Me: "Ya'll drove up here from SC to SURPRISE me at 5:30am on a Friday morning? Who does that?"
Aunt Millie: "Happy Birthday."
This is how my morning kicked off. Baby Jesus be a bottle of 5 hour energy on today.
How's your day so far?
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